What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Will Kamala Harris rekindle the business model of sleeping your way to the top?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

What are some best sources of great porn?

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.